Humor: Barber Shop
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
father. She stands next to
the barber chair while her dad gets his hair
cut....she is eating a snack
cake... the barber smiles at her and says,
"Sweetheart, you're gonna get
hair on your twinkie."
"I know, "she replies. "I'm gonna get boobies,
Snow White and the
Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they
come across a lake. The water was enticing and
Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells
the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a
bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently
because they want to take a bath too.
Snow White relents and says "When I get into the
water and you hear the splash, you can turn
around." Snow White undresses and as she is
about to jump into the water, at that very
moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into
the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs
hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow
White standing NAKED.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a
TV ad, what product is being advertised?
IT'S BEEN A FAST
1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2000: Moving to California because it's warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.
1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2000: Dental bridge.
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
1970: Seeds and stems.
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2000: Popping joints.
1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
1970: Killer weed.
2000: Weed killer.
1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2000: Hoping for a BM.
1970: The Grateful Dead.
2000: Dr. Kevorkian.
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2000: Getting a new hip joint.
1970: Rolling Stones.
2000: Kidney stones.
1970: Being called into the principal's office.
2000: Calling the principal's office.
1970: Screw the system!
2000: Upgrade the system.
1970: Peace sign.
2000: Mercedes logo.
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2000: Children begging you to get their heads
1970: Take acid.
2000: Take antacid.
1970: Passing the driver's test.
2000: Passing the vision test.
A man comes home
from a tough day of work looking to unwind.
relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to
bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however
the man was not yet ready to slumber but wants
some fun. The man
called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo,
I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and
crosses the room to the husband. On the way she
trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The
husband didn't find it funny but with a concerned look on his face says,
"Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her
little nosey- wosey?"
The woman gets up
and enters the man's bed. The two make
passionate love and afterwards the women rolls
out. As she is returning to her bed, she once
again catches her foot on the carpet and falls
flat on her face. The man looks over his
shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and
says, "Clumsy idiot."